Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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