Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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