Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
They are going to name an STD after you.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
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