im gay
i know
yea but for you.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I licked your asshole in confidence.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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