so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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