just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Randomize
