So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
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