So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
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