I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
So. Much. Porn.
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