Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
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