We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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