yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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