It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
You made out with two different species that night
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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