I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
Randomize
