i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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