Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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