walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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