If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Alive.
So much puke
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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