He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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