Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I'd wear matching sweaters with you
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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