yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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