the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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