I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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