In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
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Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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