There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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