I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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