How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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