why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
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