Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
did you just send me my own nude
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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