Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Randomize
