Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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