Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
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