I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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