Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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