i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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