I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
that is very illegal...i love you.
I'm having to shit out rocks
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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