I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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