Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
