...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Alive.
So much puke
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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