Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
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