D3 body, D1 cock
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
A bitchslap is in order.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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