Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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