I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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