is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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