3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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