I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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