Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
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