their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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