I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Randomize
