Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
Randomize
