I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
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