he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
My liver just had a heart attack.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
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