What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
another moral hangover. fuck.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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