lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Little spoons don't ask big questions
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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