Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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