Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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