ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Randomize
